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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

2.1s

I don't want coffee.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

1.9s

I want to get it over with right away.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

1.9s

Now I know who you are. You're a comedian.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

2.7s

I don't like coffee. I don't have to come up!

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

2.5s

I can't get involved in this.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

3.6s

I'd like to get one more shot at the coffee so I can spit it in your face!

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

3.2s

If I saw somebody on the street I didn't want to talk to, I could go:

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

5.2s

You see, I didn't realize that coffee didn't really mean...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

1.9s

I wasn't sure if she wanted me to ask her out.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

2.5s

I wanted to talk to him for a minute, but I'll come back.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

4s

No, thanks. I can't drink coffee at night. It keeps me up.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

2.1s

I call Tuesday, I get the machine again.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

3.6s

Not a guy who goes, No. I don't drink coffee late at night.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

2.1s

She didn't know if I was trying to get in touch.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

3.3s

Do I want someone looking at me like this for the rest of my life?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

1.7s

I don't feel comfortable in them.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

2.7s

I think I may be in love with this woman.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

2.2s

I don't get the enthusiastic hi, I'm out of there.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

5s

I have never seen one episode of I Love Lucy in my life ever.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

2.6s

For me to ask a woman out, I gotta get into a mental state...