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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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Cut these with your left hand.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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I wouldn't set foot in your house.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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I just remembered something.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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It's Martin. I think he's dying. He tried to kill himself with pills.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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I do not like your toothbrush.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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- I knew I was gonna be bald. - Your father's bald.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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I'm sorry if I caused any trouble. I was just being friendly.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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Hi. I haven't eaten in three days.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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I never assisted in a birth before.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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- I just got fired. - All right. Let's get out of here.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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Now, listen, I just don't know how a person, with everything...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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I wish he was not in a coma. I wish he was dead.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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Just let me know what you need. It's no problem, I mean...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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Well, I don't like to be around people who are just so irresponsible.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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I was just curious. The other day you said something about my trip.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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- Amazing? You've seen him before. - I haven't seen him in months.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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I saw you looking at your watch. You want to leave? Go ahead.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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I can't believe he's in a coma. He's got my vacuum cleaner.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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George, I want you to promise me something. If I'm ever in a coma...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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Car won't start in the garage? Get a tune-up. You know what I mean?