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Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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You gotta get the shoe off, the sock off and drive, get it up in the...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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...I get ahead of this woman who felt, for some reason, I'd cut her off.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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Deduct a minimum of two days off all expiration dates.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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- I getting a break from my roommate. - Oh, the actresslwaitress.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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Yeah, and get this. I just got off the elevator with him and I tested him.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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- I'll never feel comfortable. - Oh, get out of here.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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I got ripped off for about the...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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- In fact, get it out of here right now. - Excuse me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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All right, then, just get rid of it. You won't have any problem.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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Boy, I hate the idea of somebody out there returning my calls.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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No, it's not a problem. I can get rid of the apartment this afternoon.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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- Would I have to get a gardener? - Yeah, you can get a gardener.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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She's gonna get it, right in the...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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I didn't get that joke either.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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How did you get in here?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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The steam's been on for 10 years. No human can turn this off.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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...and I came in to get the spatula.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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- What are you getting? - I don't know.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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...and I threw out my couch.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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...and smashing it over my head.