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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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...will give me 50 bucks if I stand here and eat one of your egg rolls.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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...you pick up an egg roll, you don't say anything...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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...and it was such a delicious and exciting adventure.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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...and it's the first time, and it's early in the going...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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...and relieve this unstoppable force...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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...I finally stop and say:

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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I'm working hard. And you?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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...and then come back here and find out there was some little loophole...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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...and to tell anyone that answers...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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...and I begin to perceive this impending...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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...are garbage trucks, garbage cans and garbage men.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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And they put it in front of you...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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...and tell him she saw me here tonight.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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...and then just pick it up. Yeah, hello, operator?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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I'd put my face in their soup and blow.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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So I'm dressing, and she's staring up at me...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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I feel like walking over there and taking some food...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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Okay, I don't wanna go over there and do it...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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And it's, like, right there, you know? It's not even...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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And I'm very sorry, I just saw the Bat Signal.