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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E04 The Dog

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All I know about is sports. That's it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E04 The Dog

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No matter how depressed, I can always read sports.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E04 The Dog

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I could read the sports section if my hair was on fire.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E04 The Dog

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Why don't you do something with your life?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E04 The Dog

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What do you want from me? Tell me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E04 The Dog

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- We knew you were upset- - From now on...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E04 The Dog

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Now you keep that mutt away from me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E04 The Dog

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...which to me is just the lowest function of human life.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E04 The Dog

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I can't. I gotta get this Ellen out of my life.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E04 The Dog

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...that could enrich your life in ways that you never even thought possible.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E04 The Dog

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If you see two life forms, one of them is making a poop...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E04 The Dog

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Prediction: I never see you or him again for the rest of my life.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E04 The Dog

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The dog?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E04 The Dog

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We take the dog to the pound, we go right to the movies.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E04 The Dog

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...obviously, they're increasing the speed of the aircraft.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E04 The Dog

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...they're gonna think the dogs are the leaders.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E04 The Dog

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...all the time?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E04 The Dog

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The sooner the better. I can't wait to do it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E04 The Dog

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Okay, here's the plan:

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E04 The Dog

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...because I called the hospital...