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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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...in his stomach in slow motion.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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I didn't get my apology.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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...of my finely knit sweater.

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...rubbed her stapler in my armpit and put her keyboard on my butt.

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What is wrong with my body?

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Well, I talked to my sponsor...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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By the way, my uncle was an alcoholic.

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-lt caught my skin. -Oh, that's bad.

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He was riffing. Riffing. On my pain.

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-This is my first meeting. -Step-skipper.

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...and much-appreciated garbage disposal in my bathtub.

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-World War I plane? -No, I'm in my shower.

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...who is convinced that my germs make her sick.

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By the way, my bad naked demo didn't quite work.

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...my apology at the coffee shop was sarcastic and rude...

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Well, here's my shower routine. Maybe I can make some changes.

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My sense of it is you're probably wasting time working piecemeal:

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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I got a waterproof phone, I shaved, I brushed my teeth...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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-I really think it's the size of your neck. -It's my head.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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I wanted to see you right away, but my hours here aren't so flexible.