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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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The three couples.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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Is this a dream?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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Oh, come on, we'll divide it up three ways.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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It took me three days of phone calls to get her to agree to see me again.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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Give me the money.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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...for the first time in your life. You're on the street.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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It's all so coordinated. The little socks match the little shirt.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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...and it's the first time, and it's early in the going...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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I'm on the street the other day, make a pay phone call...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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Oh, movie hot dogs? I'd rather lick the food off the floor.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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...go overtime on the call...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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Oh, I've got the money.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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- George, the phone's free. - Hallelujah.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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...you'd be holding the phone.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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...anything in the sexual realm.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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...extricate myself from the proceedings...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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The worst movie ever made.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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It's more than the meal.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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- The one you broke the plans with? - Yeah, she works in his office.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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No, no. Do you see the girl over there with the long hair?