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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

2.8s

Like Kreskin. Instead of just hiding his check...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

3.2s

Well, I don't like to be around people who are just so irresponsible.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

1.7s

Just one bite?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

2.1s

- No, I'll just wear the pyjamas. - Just get it!

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

2s

I just remembered something.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

2.1s

He does not like you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

2s

I do not like your toothbrush.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

1.9s

We'd like you to meet the president.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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I don't like to give out bites.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

2.8s

Come on. It's just down the hall.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

1.9s

You can just loot the coma victim.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

3.4s

Why wait? Why not just call Dr. Kevorkian.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

2s

- I would like you both to leave. - Oh, fine.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

2.6s

Well, once I didn't have dinner till, like, 9:00.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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I would like to pull the plug out from him!

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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But when a guy's got a coma going like this...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

4.3s

Assassins! How dare they keep a person waiting like this!

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

2.8s

- Why don't you just eat fruit. - Fruit makes me incontinent.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

3.6s

And all indications are he does not like Drake's Coffee Cake.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

3.5s

- I just got fired. - All right. Let's get out of here.