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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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So guess who called me last night? Jason Hanky.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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...of my finely knit sweater.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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Well, aren't you the boss of him?

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No, I think the head does most of the stretching.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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Okay. We're broken up for the rest of the day.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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A.A. It's one of the 1 2 steps.

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I front of the whole party, he says:

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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Or is it because of your neck?

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I'm gonna get another bottle of water.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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I'm trying to get out of the shower sooner.

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Regardless, I had to walk around for the rest of the party...

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Well, female body is a work of art.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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It was very nice of you to bring the man...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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When you cough, there are thousands of unseen muscles...

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Well, I just got out of a 27-minute shower.

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But when you have a faucet instead of a tongue...

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-You seem to be with a lot of men. -What?

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...and I ordered a pair of chinos from J. Crew.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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Yeah, you're right. She's probably one of those neurotic clean freaks.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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My sense of it is you're probably wasting time working piecemeal: