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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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After dinner last week, she invites me to her apartment.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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...and it was such a delicious and exciting adventure.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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...off of somebody's plate.

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Get out of here.

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...over the problems of a fellow individual?

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...in the world of bribery, can they?

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They were. It's kind of complicated.

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I mean, the proof of that is cannibalism.

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- I believe we were ahead of them. - Yeah.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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...struggling to compute this unprecedented turn of events.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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And they put it in front of you...

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- You're not Cartwright. - Of course I'm not Cartwright!

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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The chain reaction of calls this is gonna set off.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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There seems to be a bit of a discrepancy.

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Mr. Cohen, haven't seen you for a couple of weeks.

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And worst of all, I don't have the time to say it.

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Now, I know we were ahead of that guy. He just came in.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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...you'll be giving them a story to tell for the rest of their lives.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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What is it with humanity? What kind of a world do we live in?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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- Should we tell him we're leaving? - What for? Let's just get out of here.