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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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I wanted to do unbelievable on that test.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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I wanted them to come to me after the test and go:

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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Sweetheart, no, don't run!

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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Remember in school, they'd do hearing tests?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

2.4s

We can test these people, no question about it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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I never heard of this. You gotta fast for three days to take an ulcer test.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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If it's gonna be a physical test, I wanna do well.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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But any kind of physical test, I don't know what it is...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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And it wouldn't be hard. We could just give them the regular DMV test...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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Sweetheart, why don't you run and get a nurse for Mommy.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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...what will you do if Martin wakes up? Run away like a mouse?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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Supposed to take me to the delivery room.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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I very much want to. I desire to. I pine to.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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- You don't want to? - No, no, I want to.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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We're sending the results to Washington.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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...trying to really- Trying to do well, I wanna do well.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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Are you going to walk me to a cab or not?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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I can't commit to a woman, I'm not committing to an airline.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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We'd like you to meet the president.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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Why would he come to George?