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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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I know this sounds crazy, but the two men standing behind me...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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- So you're not going? - You don't need us.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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...will give me 50 bucks if I stand here and eat one of your egg rolls.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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So I'm dressing, and she's staring up at me...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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I don't know what to say to reassure her.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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It took me three days of phone calls to get her to agree to see me again.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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So I know I'm gonna have to stop.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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My uncle to my cousin, my cousin to my sister, my sister to me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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Well, me either. I'm going to Sky Burger.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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After dinner last week, she invites me to her apartment.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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And worst of all, I don't have the time to say it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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- So did I do a terrible thing? - You mean lying to your uncle?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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Well, I don't know. I have to call her, tell her where we are.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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Jerry, get menus so when we sit down we'll be able to order right away.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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Why don't you two go to the movies by yourselves. I'm not in the mood.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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Now she's waiting for me to call, and she's still on the phone.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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- Did you leave a message? - Yeah, I told her to call me here...