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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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Because whenever you think about this person...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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Half-hour later I'm back at the office. I tell Lloyd the story.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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They want a take-charge guy, a colonel, a Kaiser, a czar.

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- A wuss? - Yeah.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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A signal. Right.

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Yesterday, I'm a volcano.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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Isn't that a coincidence?

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It's a freak thing.

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It's a can of soda.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I'm planning a Wednesday call.

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You are such a wuss.

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- But I have to make a call, so... - Well, they have a phone.

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For me to ask a woman out, I gotta get into a mental state...

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I'm dead. I'm a dead man. That's it, I'm dead. I'm a dead man.

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You know me. I'm a vault.

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Did you call me a wuss?

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So then Lloyd calls me a wuss.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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Germs were building a town in there.

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- What is that? - It's a lovely song.

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I wish I was a phone machine.