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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

2.9s

I'd put my face in their soup and blow.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

2.7s

My uncle to my aunt, my aunt to my mother...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

1.2s

Oh, no, I can't do it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

2.7s

I can't have popcorn for dinner.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

3.2s

My uncle to my cousin, my cousin to my sister, my sister to me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

3.6s

They feel so special because they've been chosen.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

1.5s

...my mother to my uncle.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

2.3s

I feel like walking over there and taking some food...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

3s

And now I just feel like a big sweaty hog...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

1.8s

I just can't believe the way people are.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

2.7s

The women's movement just can't seem to make any progress...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

2.5s

Well, I can't go to a bad movie by myself.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

2s

My hands are tied.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

2.5s

Oh, my God, Lorraine.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

2.1s

Can't look at a menu now, I gotta be at the table.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

2.9s

I can't go anyway. I have to wait here for Tatiana's call.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

3.9s

- Me? What about you? - Oh, I can't do that. It's a guy thing.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

2.1s

That's Lorraine from my uncle's office.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

3.5s

My friend here apparently made a mistake.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

2.2s

I offered you those cookies in my house.