(press corps shouting)

We've got to preempt his press conference.

- Press conference set up? - Uh, yeah. What the hell's going on?

Eleanor, tomorrow at 11 o'clock I'm gonna have a press conference

We just stop listening.

(Eleanor) He's calling a press conference at 11 tomorrow. He's gonna make the whole thing known.

What are you talking about? Please, please stop.

Boy, if she's figured out this computer glitch and goes with that to the press, we're royally screwed.

So New York wants a comedian as President.

For those of you thinking of getting implants, there's something new to try.

That's from our new book, One Night in Paris.

What's new? He used to do that during my act!

It'll be an adventure, and you're all part of it.

Comedian Tom Dobbs has won New Jersey as well as Virginia,

If you get stopped by the police, say, My car's been drinking, not me!

It's gonna be a whole new ball game, so brace yourselves, people.

Do something new for your boyfriend. Put in a little squeaky toy.

When I first saw you, I liked you because you were different, new.

Swedish carmaker Volvo has announced they are replacing air bags in their new sedans

of government of the people, by the people, for the people.