Historians have written that our founding fathers were brilliant and courageous men,

They have a video camera that takes a picture and compares it to your previous picture.

I brought you some camouflage and thermals 'cause it's gonna be cold up there. Follow me, men.

Tomorrow I will officially announce my candidacy for President of the United States.

And yet... And yet...

And?

And...

I hope this doesn't sound silly, but the other two candidates are family men.

A succubus is some sort of a demon that sucks the life out of healthy men.

And then...

that this not a scheduled visit, it is not on the docket for today, it's not really official,

And my hair.

Connecticut and Massachusetts.

and close companion.

It will be diverse and include Republicans and Democrats

and lack of accountability.

and definitely not lobbyists.

and the cult of personality.

and I wasn't exactly pleased.

And now, voting with confidence.