(TV) Voter confusion...

(TV news theme)

(TV continues in background)

(woman on TV) We must look into computer fraud.

TV puts everybody in those boxes side by side.

- How so? - TV scares me. It makes everything seem credible.

Well, Mark Twain once wrote, The only difference between reality and fiction

Oh, no. I have a glorious love-hate relationship with TV.

Campaign during the day, date at night. It's like some weird reality show.

Politicians have to spend so much money just to buy TV time.

I always thought the TV Nielsen ratings were full of shit, but this?

Let's face it, the reality is a comedian was elected President of the United States.

(TV) More on that breaking news. There has been a very serious traffic accident.

- But you have your own TV show. - But on the show I ask the questions.

and I sat behind the President's desk and I had a reality check. It kind of overwhelmed me.

They've gotta go do TV shows to explain to people what they're not doing while they're not there.