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Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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Jake, for the last time,

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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- You went to Gloria's last night. - Yeah.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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You went out last night to return a video.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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Last thing you want is to wind up with a hump.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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Never mix tequila and scotch.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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Morning, Uncle Charlie.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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Jake, buddy.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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Dad said you'd never get up to go to soccer with me.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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But I said, he promised. So he was wrong.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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What?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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You know, most of the parents wear shorts and lots of sunscreen,

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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but that's another way to go.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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Alan, I can't go to a soccer game. I just got home from Vegas.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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I ran into a friend of mine who was getting married at the Bellagio.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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That explains the tuxedo.

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No, I think this was for something else entirely.

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I'm sure I'll read about it in the paper.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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I am the Soccer Snack Buddy this week, so I've gotta stop at the grocery store.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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Why don't you ride to the game with Jake when the van gets here?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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I got a better idea.