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The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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I'm driving.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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You wanna drive?

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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- ...that you should probably drive. - I drive a bike.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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My uncle used to drive a ho runner.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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You know, I drive by this place every day.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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I can't return it until it has spilled blood.

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- Oh, my God, the blood just... - Okay, never mind.

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Today's forecast: Dark and cloudy, and chance of drive-by.

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Because you're giving him hope, and it's driving the man crazy.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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Okay, Mr. Schwinn-fucking-Armstrong, who asked you to drive a bike?

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I want vomit in the hair, bruised-up knees.

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- So who's gonna take my job? - Cal will be taking over your job.

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Well, I didn't know all that. So, I'm sorry.

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Hey, Andy! What's up, dude?

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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Hey, Joe. Hey, Sara. How you doing?

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When you going to get a car?

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- Hey, why don't you get a car? - I can't afford it.

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- So, Survivor tomorrow night. We on? - See you then.

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I'll bring a soda. Hey, enjoy your orange.

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- Okay, take care. - See you. Bye-bye.