But seri... Hold on a sec.

I believe I've got my figures correct, but it's a possibility - not a likely possibility, but it's a possibility.

but I'm hoping for a dark walnut with a nice veneer. That'd be lovely.

Bottom line is it was a computer error. Not fraud, but a faulty program.

- Do ya? - But the election will be a fraud.

but to me this decision is a slam dunk.

basically anonymous, but politicians are a lot like diapers.

- How about Virginia? - Virginia's OK, but Debbie... Such a slut!

You're a good candidate, Tom - as loony as that seems - but... (groans)

If you tell a joke and it stinks but you put a laugh track over it, the joke still stinks.

but we are very pleased to have a most honored guest with us...

You can have a hard-on, but you can't see where to put it.

I know, we'd lose a certain amount of people there. But Chicago, the dead vote.

I wanted to look like a Kennedy, but I think they set it on George Hamilton.

It's his emphysema. He has a problem with the enlargement of his heart, but he's stable.

But I'm just here to talk to you, warm up the audience, a little bit of foreplay.

but what we've seen since then is that the public apparently sees him as a candidate for change.

I know this is a little out of the ordinary, but did you have an employee named Eleanor Green?

'Cause we're gonna go real, girl. But here's the deal. A lot of you voted for me, or at least some of you.