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Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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Don't call him a son of a bitch, he's not a son of a bitch.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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I felt like even more of a Jew.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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That was the point of the baptism, but you came and blew it.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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He didn't mean to interrupt you.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

3.9s

I don't know what it's like to have a baptism, or what you're supposed to feel...

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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- What is that supposed to mean? - I want you, I don't want you to be a Jew.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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No, you just kind of started it, but it didn't really work.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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We're not getting married! You happy now, you son of a bitch?

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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That is ridiculous. You didn't want to lose a Jew.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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like it was some sort of message from God that I shouldn't do this.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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Tell her it was an accident, you didn't mean to interrupt.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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I'm just saying something happened to me there that told me...

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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I've never been to a bris, but I know what it is.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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That's not my fault, I did what I was supposed to do.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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I dunked you one time, you need to be dunked three times.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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I need for you to be a Christian before I marry you.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

3.6s

Bullshit, you didn't think he was drowning, you didn't want him to convert.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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- How can you not know what it is? - I'd never been to one.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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- So you came screaming to stop it. - What do I care? I don't care if he converts.