NEW!   Follow YARN on Instagram New Stuff, Yummies

Missing a fave video? Suggest a film, show or song! Click to email us!

Find old favorites and new gems in clips to explore

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E05 The Junk Mail

3s

Nobody beats me because I'm the Wiz.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

2.9s

But the only reason you like me is because I'm a shiksa.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E05 The Couch

2.3s

Because he...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E12 The Label Maker

3.5s

...because you were so nice to me for not charging me for the dental work.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E05 The Junk Mail

2.8s

I'm the Wiz and nobody beats me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

2s

Because I gotta slice.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

3.4s

...because I cannot wear orange.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E13 The Cartoon

2.7s

Because that's not a normal complaint.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E15 The Pie

4.1s

I'm sorry. You can't tell me where the mannequin came from?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E09 The Opera

2s

- Because I was standing here. - Oh, yeah?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

1.9s

That's because I thought you were black.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

3.7s

- Sure. - Because you only get one call.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

1.9s

Because then I could move in here.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E15 The Susie

2.4s

I'm not Susie. I'm Elaine.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E07 The Bubble Boy

2s

You mean pressed because it's a dry cleaner?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E02 The Big Salad

2.6s

Because, you know, she handed you the bag.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E17 The Kiss Hello

2.4s

...and I know it's because of her hair.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E19 The Limo

1.8s

- I'm Jerry Seinfeld. - I'm George Costanza.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

2.5s

Okay, I'm fine, I'm fine. Anyway...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

1.6s

I'm fine.