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Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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Deduct a minimum of two days off all expiration dates.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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- I getting a break from my roommate. - Oh, the actresslwaitress.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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- In fact, get it out of here right now. - Excuse me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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Boy, I hate the idea of somebody out there returning my calls.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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- Would I have to get a gardener? - Yeah, you can get a gardener.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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She's gonna get it, right in the...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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I didn't get that joke either.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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How did you get in here?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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The steam's been on for 10 years. No human can turn this off.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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...and I threw out my couch.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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...and smashing it over my head.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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You wanna help me get it in the hall?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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You're moving in, you're a good friend. I wanna start you off on the right foot.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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So I get a call from Gilmore this morning.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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My roommate starts rehearsal tonight on Carousel.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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We're aware of the proximity to the park.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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This is my new next-door neighbour, Diane.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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- How do you get all that wood in here? - They deliver.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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Hey, but you, my friend, may be in luck.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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No soft cheeses of any kind.