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Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

1.9s

I apologize for the Caucasian race.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

2.5s

What's with you?

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

3.4s

If a black man with glasses goes up for a job against a white man,

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

2.4s

That's something you got to handle, man. You know?

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

2.1s

Whew. You know what?

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

2.9s

Whatever the fuck you do, you keep her out of this damn car.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

1.5s

You know what this car is?

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

2s

- Take care. - You too. Bye, Larry.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

1.6s

- I told you. - It's a miracle.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

3.3s

Why? I'll tell you why. Because when you're impotent, women treat you like a leper.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

2.5s

- You get it? - She was coming downstairs.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

1.4s

- A pleasure. - See you again I hope.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

2.8s

Am I to understand that you charged me

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

1.8s

Mr. black, really a pleasure to meet you.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

2.7s

- He gave you this? - No, I stole it.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

1.6s

I had a softball game. I told you that.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

3.1s

That's a remarkably idiotic thing that you just said.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

2.9s

But you know, the fact that you're wearing glasses,

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

3.3s

She is cheating on you with this fucking chair.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

2.7s

You know what? I think I figured this shit out.