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Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

1.7s

I had a girlfriend.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

1.7s

Can I have a bite?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E05 The Package

2.3s

- Can I have a sip? - No.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

2.9s

And three times a week, I shall require a cannoli.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E08 The Barber

3.9s

I tell you, this Scissorhands is a hell of a barber.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E20 The Millennium

4.8s

I guess I can accept a little Jerry if it gets me a lot of Elaine.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E20 The Millennium

2.3s

As a matter of fact, I did.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E06 The Merv Griffin Show

1.2s

I told you he was a risk.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E07 The Non-Fat Yogurt

2.8s

Thanks a lot. I hope you're happy.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E08 The Barber

4.5s

Once I find a barber, I stick with him. I almost went to barber school.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

1.9s

I have a carpet sweeper you can use.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E23 The Keys

1.4s

I got it at a flea market today.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E20 The Millennium

1.9s

You knew I was having a millennium party...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

3.2s

I mean, after all, it is a conveyance.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

3.4s

- I don't remember you with a girl. - Nevertheless.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

3s

I was never able to become a banker.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

1.8s

Well, my father, when I was a kid...

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S07E09 The Table Read

2.8s

- She loves "Seinfeld." - I am a huge fan.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E18 The Raincoats (1)

3.3s

And a more offensive spectacle I cannot recall.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

2.8s

I sleep in a really hot room. I don't wanna kill myself.