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Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

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- I just couldn't do it. - Oh my god.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

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- Bill Buckner. Oh my god. - Yeah, how are you doing?

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

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- god knows what you're saying about me. - No one asks about you.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

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And he enjoyed

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and I heard the softee music again and I couldn't perform.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

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and I heard the softee theme...

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

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And of course I lost almost every hand.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

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And a ground ball went through my legs.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

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Yup. - ...And that's what I want you to try.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

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Well, it's somewhere between a hobby and a profession

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And very often he would hire them for an hour,

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However, they considered it fair and he considered it fair

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

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And then that night I was in bed with a woman

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

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I merely said a well-known director. And here's my point.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

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And my hope was that I was doing that for you.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

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for putting my feet up and putting you in this compromising position?

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

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I completely understand. And I don't think it will happen with your name.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

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you saw your teacher and you had to realize she didn't live in school?