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The Office (2005) - S05E17 Golden Ticket

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They use a lot of paper.

The Office (2005) - S05E17 Golden Ticket

2s

Yeah. That's kind of a big client.

The Office (2005) - S05E17 Golden Ticket

2.1s

I haven't made a decision yet. You kind of have.

The Office (2005) - S05E17 Golden Ticket

2.8s

and the distal part of my small bowel with a camera.

The Office (2005) - S05E17 Golden Ticket

2.3s

I have a lot of toilet ideas. That's 'cause they're easy.

The Office (2005) - S05E17 Golden Ticket

3.8s

And how about a big round of applause for Mr. Dwight Schrute?

The Office (2005) - S05E17 Golden Ticket

5.1s

(SIGHS) Sir, I placed a bunch of golden tickets into five separate boxes

The Office (2005) - S05E17 Golden Ticket

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I am just a net that traps all of your crappy subconscious ideas

The Office (2005) - S05E17 Golden Ticket

4.2s

and adds a little bit of my own childhood memories and whimsy so...

The Office (2005) - S05E17 Golden Ticket

4.7s

Okay, we need a gold-ticket idea to get us out of this mess. Yes?

The Office (2005) - S05E17 Golden Ticket

1.8s

And full of fantasy.

The Office (2005) - S05E17 Golden Ticket

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It's a hollowed out sponge... Give me a break.

The Office (2005) - S05E17 Golden Ticket

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It was a classic. I got a knock knock joke.

The Office (2005) - S05E17 Golden Ticket

1.7s

What is a pallet?

The Office (2005) - S05E17 Golden Ticket

3.7s

We're a business. Post-its, that is a golden-ticket idea.

The Office (2005) - S05E17 Golden Ticket

2.7s

It's a net, a circular net you put inside the toilet

The Office (2005) - S05E17 Golden Ticket

3.3s

was an examination of my large colon

The Office (2005) - S05E17 Golden Ticket

1.9s

instead of experiencing the whole wide world.

The Office (2005) - S05E17 Golden Ticket

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Would love to, but I can't. Wait a second, wait a second.

The Office (2005) - S05E17 Golden Ticket

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was it a spoiled little girl