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The Office (2005) - S06E11 Shareholder Meeting

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Oh, my God.

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You could pay for my college.

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It would look good on my mantle.

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Which brings me to my main point,

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Maybe by my 50s, I don't know.

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I really did. It was my dream.

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Would you still want to be my friend?

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Okay? Make it out to my Aunt Rosa.

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or wet dreams. My dream was in the right place.

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I have made some empty promises in my life,

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But I always thought back to my guardian angel

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There you are. I don't think we have finished with my inbox.

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for the man of the hour, Mr. Michael Scott.

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and that's 35% higher than the rest of the school,

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Right there's the problem.

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And the longer you put it off, the worse it's gonna get.

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There have been reports around the office

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You can't be a baby in the office.

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For the record, I think it's pretty fantastic.

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I'm not in this for the trophies, but...