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The Office (2005) - S05E22 Heavy Competition

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And the great tragedy of the Civil War

The Office (2005) - S05E22 Heavy Competition

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This is war and that is what happens.

The Office (2005) - S05E22 Heavy Competition

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I wanted to start a company, not a war,

The Office (2005) - S05E22 Heavy Competition

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because, in a war, you always fight those you are closest to.

The Office (2005) - S05E14 Lecture Circuit (Part 1)

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And I like to pack heavy.

The Office (2005) - S03E14 Ben Franklin

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off my wall sockets with a metal fork

The Office (2005) - S02E12 The Injury

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It's okay, they're with me. No metal of any kind.

The Office (2005) - S03E15 Ben Franklin

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as "the fusing of two metals with a hot torch."

The Office (2005) - S05E02 Business Ethics

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Like sometimes they're made of metal. You know what I'm talking about?

The Office (2005) - S05E22 Heavy Competition

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I, on the other hand, am the president, the owner and the founder.

The Office (2005) - S05E22 Heavy Competition

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Toward the sun.

The Office (2005) - S05E22 Heavy Competition

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"Paper is the soil in which the seeds of business grow..."

The Office (2005) - S05E22 Heavy Competition

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And I'm closing the door.

The Office (2005) - S05E22 Heavy Competition

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Is the cool new guy Charles?

The Office (2005) - S05E22 Heavy Competition

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The Michael Scott Paper Company, however,

The Office (2005) - S05E22 Heavy Competition

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How is Tom, the homosexual sophomore?

The Office (2005) - S05E22 Heavy Competition

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It is the situation we're in now.

The Office (2005) - S05E22 Heavy Competition

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that Michael Scott has tickets to the

The Office (2005) - S05E22 Heavy Competition

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and order the meatball parm for me,

The Office (2005) - S05E22 Heavy Competition

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April 13th, 2002. That is the date