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The Office (2005) - S06E05 Niagara (Part 2)

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If there is one thing I hate more than the Mafia, it is a liar.

The Office (2005) - S06E05 Niagara (Part 2)

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Small things. Peas, ball bearings, dimes.

The Office (2005) - S06E05 Niagara (Part 2)

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Over one billion sold.

The Office (2005) - S06E05 Niagara (Part 2)

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There is no such thing as monsters.

The Office (2005) - S06E05 Niagara (Part 2)

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I was thinking exactly the same thing.

The Office (2005) - S06E05 Niagara (Part 2)

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Take that thing off the table. Please.

The Office (2005) - S06E05 Niagara (Part 2)

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What about this Cash for Clunkers thing?

The Office (2005) - S06E05 Niagara (Part 2)

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can't-decide-what-it-is type of thing?

The Office (2005) - S06E05 Niagara (Part 2)

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That is the stupidest thing you could do right now.

The Office (2005) - S06E05 Niagara (Part 2)

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What? Wait. I didn't hear a thing you just said.

The Office (2005) - S06E05 Niagara (Part 2)

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Yes. What's this, one of them half-booths,

The Office (2005) - S06E05 Niagara (Part 2)

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Well, first of all, there's no such thing as the Mafia.

The Office (2005) - S06E05 Niagara (Part 2)

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More than the Bible. I'm not surprised. Chapter One.

The Office (2005) - S06E05 Niagara (Part 2)

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or run one of our trucks off the road.

The Office (2005) - S06E05 Niagara (Part 2)

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And then, one day it exploded and it killed everyone,

The Office (2005) - S06E05 Niagara (Part 2)

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And bury them in my yard. And I wouldn't tell the cops a thing.

The Office (2005) - S06E05 Niagara (Part 2)

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than having to listen to a bad salesman.

The Office (2005) - S06E05 Niagara (Part 2)

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having to listen to a bad basketball player.

The Office (2005) - S06E05 Niagara (Part 2)

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He's trying to intimidate you to close sales.

The Office (2005) - S06E05 Niagara (Part 2)

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(CHUCKLING) Well, you're going to have to. We'll be right beside you.