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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I've been wanting a piece of them for years.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Rugged? The man's a goblin.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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A powwow? Who told you to have a powwow?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...into a horrible, twisted freak.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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In fact, next time I'm planning on going to Corfu.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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You better believe it. Jackie's cashing in on your wretched disfigurement.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I didn't tell you to have a powwow.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Jackie, I think I got a case against the tobacco companies.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-No, no, it didn't say anything. -So you were a victim...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-So, Jackie, you think we got a case? -Your face is my case.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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By the time this case gets to trial, he'll be nothing more than a shrunken head.