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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.1s

He's only been exposed to smoke for four days.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.3s

-The who? -The tobacco companies.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Rugged? The man's a goblin.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.9s

Jackie, I think I got a case against the tobacco companies.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.5s

Oh, my vacation was restful, resplendent, magnificent.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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In fact, next time I'm planning on going to Corfu.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Oh, no.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-We gotta talk. -No way, Kramer.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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You brought me only misfortune and humiliation. Now, get out.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-But, Jackie. -I said, out.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I've been wanting a piece of them for years.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.4s

Did that cigarette label mention any damage to your appearance?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.9s

-No, no, it didn't say anything. -So you were a victim...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...and now your face is sallow, unattractive, disgusting.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-So, Jackie, you think we got a case? -Your face is my case.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Ms. Wilkie, your tobacco company has turned this beautiful specimen...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.9s

...into a horrible, twisted freak.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.9s

By the time this case gets to trial, he'll be nothing more than a shrunken head.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.5s

All right, Mr. Chiles, you'll have our offer by tomorrow.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.1s

-Good day, gentlemen. -Yeah, bye-bye.