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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E08 The Heart Attack

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...l'm already facing the problems of old age.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E08 The Heart Attack

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You can do your taxes in the time it takes me to have an orgasm.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E08 The Heart Attack

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Yeah. So what?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E08 The Heart Attack

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- Tightness. - Come on.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E08 The Heart Attack

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- Radiating waves of pain. - I know what this is!

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E08 The Heart Attack

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Why can't I have a heart attack?! I'm allowed.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E08 The Heart Attack

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Manhattan Memorial. Less of a line.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E08 The Heart Attack

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I didn't think about what I was gonna do...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E08 The Heart Attack

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Meditate. I'll eat right.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E08 The Heart Attack

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I'm okay? Oh, thank you!

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E08 The Heart Attack

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All I know is, I've been going to doctors all my life. What's it gotten me?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E08 The Heart Attack

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I completely skipped healthy adulthood.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E08 The Heart Attack

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I never had a normal...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E08 The Heart Attack

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I never had a really good pickle.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E08 The Heart Attack

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Besides, what's it gonna cost me, 38 bucks?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E08 The Heart Attack

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Really?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E08 The Heart Attack

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- Okay. - I'm off hot water.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E08 Shaq

1.7s

I was alone.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E12 The Label Maker

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But the table, the stereo, the VCR- The velvet couch. Where's the velvet?

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E01 The Car Salesman

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The yutz, the idiot.