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Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S07E09 The Table Read

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It was in every orifice of your body.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S07E09 The Table Read

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- The other day you sneezed in a napkin. - That's different.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S07E09 The Table Read

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- You would do this in front of your wife? - All the time.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S07E09 The Table Read

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Oh, speaking of which, do you have a pen or a pencil?

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S07E09 The Table Read

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All right, so you lost a couple of million.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S07E09 The Table Read

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wherever you are in the world.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S07E09 The Table Read

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The itoilet. And I thought of it.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S07E09 The Table Read

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I appreciate the loan of your pen.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S07E09 The Table Read

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I don't want the pen. I just needed to borrow it for a couple of minutes.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S07E09 The Table Read

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- writes in blue ink. - Uh-huh.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S07E09 The Table Read

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This pen writes in blue ink

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S07E09 The Table Read

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- A pen. - Yes, it is a pen.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S07E09 The Table Read

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They got the floor plan of all his offices.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S07E09 The Table Read

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It's just not done in polite society.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S07E09 The Table Read

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So in case it doesn't work out,

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S07E09 The Table Read

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Scene b, we're in Jerry's apartment. It's later.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S07E09 The Table Read

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In my ear? What are you talking about?

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S07E09 The Table Read

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That pen that I have in my possession

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S07E09 The Table Read

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( Jason crying ) all of it, Jerry.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S07E09 The Table Read

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- All of it. - Man: Elaine enters.