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Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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It's no 31, and let's just leave it at that.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

3.4s

- Well, you just tear it open. - It's not that easy.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

2.7s

- It completely turned her off. - Well, I can see that.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

1.9s

Figure it's something.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

1.4s

Please, it won't happen again.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

2.4s

Let me tell you something about that tag.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

1.5s

Why are you looking at me like that?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

1.8s

Make- up sex? You have to have that...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

1.9s

...right after the fight. We're way past that.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

2.9s

I wish I had one. That condom killed me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

3s

Well, this is the Jerry Seinfeld that only I know.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

2.8s

...so make- up sex is all that I have left.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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- I'd get tired of it. - How could you not?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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- Talk to who? - Is it a lot of cream soups?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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- Everything's finished here. - I told him he'd never make it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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- Really? How did she do that? - A friend of a friend of Susan's.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

3.4s

The day that we got engaged, I said goodbye to the condom forever.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

3.3s

- So, what are you doing tonight? - I got a date with that girl Lena.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

3.9s

...and you're right, I've never really been a couple, so if that's the rule...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

2.6s

It's like Beat the C/ock. There's a lot of pressure there.