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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E12 The Money

4.3s

Yeah? Well, I had sex with your wife.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

2.2s

I have never had living-room naked.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E06 The Fatigues

2.5s

Have you ever had this stuff?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

1.5s

Have you ever had their egg salad?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E08 The Heart Attack

2s

I never had a normal...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

3.1s

...in which I'll ever have the opportunity to have sex again.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E08 The Heart Attack

2.3s

I never had a really good pickle.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E20 The Good Samaritan

1.4s

I never had a good meeting story.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.8s

How can I ever have you over? You'll sit there moping.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E12 The Label Maker

2s

The hardest part about having sex with a woman...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.9s

...there was a pretty good chance I was never gonna have sex again anyway.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E13 The Cartoon

3.4s

...but because it's a woman I could also have sex with her?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

2.8s

I'd really like to have sex with a tall woman.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E14 The Cadillac (1)

1.4s

I have never been anyone's type.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

4.7s

-ln early Euclidean geometry they-- -George, I have to have sex.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E02 The Puffy Shirt

2.5s

They said I had the most beautiful hands they ever saw...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

3s

I never had feelings for Gary until he got sick.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.4s

- I don't have any plants. - I have plants.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E13 The Cartoon

2s

That I'd have everything I have with Jerry...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

3.8s

Ada, I have to tell you, I have never met anybody so efficient.