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Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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Hey, a hit is a totally different story.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

2.7s

Wait a minute. Wait a minute. They don't have them anymore.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

4.1s

- Really? How did she do that? - A friend of a friend of Susan's.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

1.8s

I'd kill to be a 32.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

2s

What does a poet need an unlisted number for?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

2.4s

You see, this is not just a weekend routine.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

3.6s

He scratches off a 32 and he puts in 31.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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- Talk to who? - Is it a lot of cream soups?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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- Can we stop by a drug store first? - What for?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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Why? He's a 31. I saw the tag on the back.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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She said I wasn't spongeworthy. Wouldn't waste a Sponge on me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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It's like Beat the C/ock. There's a lot of pressure there.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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- So, what are you doing tonight? - I got a date with that girl Lena.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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- Lena? How did you meet her? - I actually met her a few weeks ago...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

3.9s

...and you're right, I've never really been a couple, so if that's the rule...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

3.2s

I had to, Jerry. It's a couple rule. We have to tell each other everything.