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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E11 The Dealership

3.1s

Yeah, you show us the 900.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E11 The Dealership

2.5s

I'd like to report a problem with one of your mechanics.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E11 The Dealership

2.8s

It's like the wave at ball games. Air quotes.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E11 The Dealership

3.7s

- And the underwater bubble cities? - It's like we're living in the '50s here.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E11 The Dealership

3.5s

The cashier is at lunch, which is where I'd like to be.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E11 The Dealership

3.2s

Years. When we were kids it seemed like it was around the corner.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E11 The Dealership

3.6s

What is wrong with you? You never tell them you like the car.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E11 The Dealership

2.1s

Someone's gotta take a stand.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E11 The Dealership

2.2s

You were gonna get a deal.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E11 The Dealership

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Next thing I know, I'm getting dropped off in a Le Car with a fabric sunroof.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E11 The Dealership

2.5s

...picking one out from a candy lineup?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E11 The Dealership

3s

...eating a 5th Avenue bar, as he claims...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E11 The Dealership

2s

Excuse me, do you have change of a dollar?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E11 The Dealership

2.7s

But he claimed it was a 5th Avenue bar.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E11 The Dealership

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- I thought he was a mechanic. - I guess he graduated.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E11 The Dealership

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So I decided I'm gonna go with a 900 convertible.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E11 The Dealership

2.6s

- All right, calm down. - My father had a car-salesman buddy.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E11 The Dealership

3.1s

Nougat? Please. I think I've reached a point in my life...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E11 The Dealership

2.9s

Just because a candy bar fails to fall from its perch-

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E11 The Dealership

3.4s

Yeah, right. I'm gonna get my car repaired at a dealership.