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Seinfeld (1989) - S04E16 The Shoes

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Well, you didn't hear it from me, but needless to say...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E16 The Shoes

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What, am I waiting to win an Oscar here? This is all I have in my life.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E16 The Shoes

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So you were saying, about the script.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E16 The Shoes

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Divorce is very difficult, especially on the kid

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E16 The Shoes

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...pounding and pounding on the bottom of it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E16 The Shoes

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They used to use the bouillabaisse for a toilet.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E16 The Shoes

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...if you go in there, stick with the consommé.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E16 The Shoes

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- He poked me! - There was cleavage in the area.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E16 The Shoes

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What's the difference? What are we gonna do now?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E16 The Shoes

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Of course, I'm the result of my parents having stayed together.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E16 The Shoes

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You know what's funny to me? That diploma up on the wall.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E16 The Shoes

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I've never seen a pilot script this funny.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E16 The Shoes

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I don't even know what they think. That's why I'm in therapy.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E16 The Shoes

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- Who? - Your old flame: Gail Cunningham.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E16 The Shoes

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Let me tell you who did buy it. We pitched this story...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E16 The Shoes

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It's Jerry's fault.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E16 The Shoes

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And I'm paying for this. She's my employee.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E16 The Shoes

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- I thought your mother's paying for it. - And she slaves to earn every penny...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E16 The Shoes

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...so that someday I might be able to walk up to a woman and say:

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E16 The Shoes

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Yes, I'm bald, but I'm still a good person.