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Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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You take your life in your hands with those nuts.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E18 The Old Man

5.2s

You know, the average life span for an American male is, like, 72.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E05 The Junk Mail

1.7s

Dad, it's me.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

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A positive, uplifting message to start his life out with, huh?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

2.6s

I lived my whole life in shame. Why die with dignity?

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

3.3s

Dad, do you know what it takes to compete with Microsoft and IBM?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

1.2s

Life's too short.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E18 The Doorman

4.4s

Dad, we need to talk.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E03 The Jacket

2.1s

It's taking over my life.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E05 The Apartment

2.1s

My whole life is a sham.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E19 The Implant

5.2s

...admittedly rudimentary scrapbook of her life.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

2.8s

- Dad, what is all this? - It's junk.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

2.8s

- Perfect. - Dad, the hinges are all rusted here.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E20 The Fire

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Quite the contrary. I risked my life...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E02 The Truth

1.2s

...with Patrice.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E02 The Soul Mate

4.6s

Let's start with-- With you, Wyck.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E07 The Non-Fat Yogurt

2.2s

My whole life is a lie.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E10 The Strike

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- What? - Nothing. It's a card from my dad.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E01 The Chaperone

2.4s

...with the polyester uniforms.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E06 The Statue

1.2s

Again with the Rava.