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Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

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Come on, come check out my new place.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

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My parents were looking at me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

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Wait a minute. That is my apartment.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

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I was handcuffed to the bed in my underwear...

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

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-How do you know? -It's in my book:

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

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...to remember my childhood a little more clearly.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

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Yeah, the tenant association has decided to hear my side of the story...

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

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...my fiancÈe died from licking toxic envelopes that I picked out.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

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The buffet, that's the real ordeal, huh, Clarence?

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

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...the Andrea Doria.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

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...with the marble rye hanging from the end of a fishing pole.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

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Yeah, we share the same affliction.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

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-They gave you the apartment? -Yeah.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

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That's why they gave you the apartment?

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

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I understand you were on the Andrea Doria.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

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So when do you move into the apartment?

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

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The Stockholm may not have sunk you, but I will.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

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I could go bummer-to-bummer with anyone on the planet.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

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The water that I had been swimming in was very cold...

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

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...and when I dropped the towel there had been significant shrinkage.