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Seinfeld (1989) - S06E23 The Face Painter

5.5s

Do you realize that toilet paper has not changed in my lifetime?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

1.2s

It's got that high toilet.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E01 Good News, Bad News

2.8s

I'll just get a paper.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

4.3s

He has this phobia about public toilets.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E10 The Race

2.8s

It's like throwing money down the toilet.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

1.9s

-Who? -The toothbrush in the toilet bowl.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E16 The Shoes

3s

They used to use the bouillabaisse for a toilet.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

2.8s

...Iots of numbers and papers and folders.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E02 The Postponement

3.8s

Extend the doors on the toilet stalls at Yankee Stadium...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E02 The Voice

3.1s

...to one of the great handicapped toilets in the city.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E23 The Face Painter

3.3s

It's just paper on a cardboard roll. That's it.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E02 The Puffy Shirt

3s

Yeah, I'll move in with him. He doesn't let you use the toilet.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E02 The Truth

3.5s

The woman has my tax papers. You told her she's pretentious?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

3.8s

You could hold his head in the toilet, he'd still give you half of Europe.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E02 The Truth

3.9s

You know, some women keep a lot of important papers in their pocketbooks.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

3.1s

...and I have got to get out there this weekend and sign the papers.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

3.2s

Then I hear this rabbi on television. I mean, imagine.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

1.8s

You know, I was just a little surprised.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

3.2s

- What about all the loserstuff? - I don't know where the rabbi got that.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

2.1s

I could see the can if you're in the Army.