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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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Yeah, right. I wish I had something on my mind.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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But what would the world be like...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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...but these doctors today do amazing things. If you were so inclined.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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What's the word there? Offing. It's in the offing.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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Of course, I'm from Long Island, so...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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- ...are a little short of perfection. - A little.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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The doctor said they need to build the lateral wall of the septum. Over here.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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How can I not think about it? Look at the size of this thing.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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...I never could've dated her. She'd be out of my league with a smaller nose.