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Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

3.2s

...you walk right into the hospital. You can't beat that spot.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

2.5s

Maybe the baby would like to see the spot.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

3s

A positive, uplifting message to start his life out with, huh?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

2.8s

You gotta look. I pulled it in perfectly equidistant...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

2.7s

I'm taking a cab home. I can't take this anymore.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

2.3s

You were saying, Stan. I'm sorry about this.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

3.8s

- A pig-man? - A pig-man. Half pig, half man.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

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- They're looking up. - Hey, there's a guy up on the roof.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

2.7s

I'm going over and seeing that hospital administrator today.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

2.6s

Someone is gonna pay for this, and it's not gonna be me!

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

3.6s

Swan dives from 20 floors up, lands right on top.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

2.4s

What, do I got a bull's-eye up there?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

3.8s

Land on the sidewalk, it's city property.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

3.5s

Government funds genetic research at area hospital. " Yeah, so?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

2.9s

Pig-man, baby, pig-man.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

3.4s

I'll tell you something. I wish there were pig-men.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

4.3s

If someone wanted to fix me up, they could say, "At least he's no pig-man."

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

3.2s

Whatever the deformity, there's always some group attracted to it.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

3.2s

Yeah. So how does that help me?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

3s

The administrator's on the third floor. I'll meet you at the car.