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Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Obviously, these are not hard-and-fast rules.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Darling, the tea is getting a little cold, sweetheart.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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When you put on a top like that, what's your thought process?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Well, nothing. I didn't actually say that.

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I'm very good at this. Did you pick up anything?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- I didn't pick up anything. - The second time I sent noodles back...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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...I thought she made a face.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- Sex wasn't so good? - No. Sex was fabulous.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- So? - I want the massage.

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- Did you ask her? - I put her hands there.

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- Why not? - I guess because it's her job.

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So we had a good time, the four of us.

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- Everyone seemed very pleasant. - Yeah.

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- What did Jodi say? - She had a good time.

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- Is that it? - Pretty much.

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She say anything about...?

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- What? - No, no. It's all right. Great.

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She had a good time.

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- You hesitated. - I was blowing on the coffee.

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She didn't like me.