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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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- The way he just says stuff. - He sure does.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

2.9s

In my high school, half my graduating class had them.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

1.9s

I'm aware that my own physical dimensions...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

3.9s

Yeah, right. I wish I had something on my mind.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

2.4s

We could go to the Caribbean.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

3.4s

- I never heard that. - Oh, yeah. My friend lived there, so...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

4.1s

...I never could've dated her. She'd be out of my league with a smaller nose.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

4.9s

The doctor said they need to build the lateral wall of the septum. Over here.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

4.1s

- We did? - We talked about going to Hawaii.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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You see what happens when you try to be nice?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

3.5s

- Have you said anything to her? - No. Could never do that.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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- Me? I didn't say anything. - You encouraged her to get one.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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Because, believe me, I would only say this to you and maybe a psychiatrist.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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I go to bed, I tell myself, Don't think about the nose. I think about it.