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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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What? - Well, he's got a mole...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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Well, that pear-shaped loser was me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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Well, at the Yankees, it was all about smoothing things over...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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You go to a fancy diner, flowers-

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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...to put that aloe-pusher in her place?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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Tough to get him out at this hour.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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Hey. I had to draw that guy from memory.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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Because it is the mature, adult thing to do.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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Yeah, I finally got in to see Dr. Kazarian.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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Oh, no, no, no. This has to be carefully orchestrated.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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No. You're not taking a deli slicer to my boss.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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Couldn't get the girl to go out with me a second time.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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He says, it might be wise for you to see another doctor about that mole.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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- And on your dates. - And shopping.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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...you know, chiseling away, grinding down.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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That should be a 14. Let me just...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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You won't regret this, sir.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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The boom-box incident.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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Summer of '89, I'm at the beach.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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I go into the surf. When I come out...