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Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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Well, this is the Jerry Seinfeld that only I know.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

3.4s

- Well, you just tear it open. - It's not that easy.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

2.7s

- It completely turned her off. - Well, I can see that.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

2.9s

Well, you know, I was thinking about what you said before...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

2.9s

Why do they have to make the wrappers so hard to open?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

1.8s

I'd kill to be a 32.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

3.2s

I had to, Jerry. It's a couple rule. We have to tell each other everything.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

2.3s

I can't afford to waste any of them.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

1.8s

Make- up sex? You have to have that...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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- Talk to who? - Is it a lot of cream soups?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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- I'm going to the ladies' room. - I'll go with you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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Before they went off the market. But now I've got to re- evaluate...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

3.4s

The day that we got engaged, I said goodbye to the condom forever.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

2.7s

You know, I really like those new jeans Jerry was wearing.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

2.1s

Not as thin as you think.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

3.7s

Why? He's a 31. I saw the tag on the back.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

2.4s

Let me tell you something about that tag.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

4.3s

It's no 31, and let's just leave it at that.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

2.4s

What are you talking about?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

3.6s

He scratches off a 32 and he puts in 31.