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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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It looks real, doesn't it?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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Couldn't get the girl to go out with me a second time.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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Of course not. Wash it, dry it, move on.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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He said it could be cancerous, you should have it checked out.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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- Flowers? - Yeah. You gotta do it classy.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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Yeah, you did. You classed it up.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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- What'd he give you for it? - Aloe.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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But it's not a photograph. I need a photograph.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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Did you dress nice? Did you do it classy?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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Because it is the mature, adult thing to do.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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...stole the photograph and airbrushed myself out of it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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It is a horrible company. There is no management whatsoever.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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Someone's gotta unhook the boat before it leaves the place.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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Well, at the Yankees, it was all about smoothing things over...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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He says, it might be wise for you to see another doctor about that mole.