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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Oh, my God.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-You can't smoke in here. -Oh, go on.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-Portuguese? -Yeah, my cleaning lady is Portuguese.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.8s

I calculated my odds of ever getting together...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.6s

I can do six weeks standing on my head.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-Oh, I'm not going on. -What did you come down here for?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I just remembered where I left my retainer in second grade.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...but now I have so many things to occupy my mind.